Team...

Name: Oscar

Job title: Security

Likes: Freedom to bark my own views, a nice piece of mature cheddar, and just to sleep when I want to

Dislikes: Leads, formal training, dog homes, vets and pedigree dogs (it's not the chip on my shoulder, as that only starts kicking off if I get lost or dognapped)

Rescue dog with attitude, age unknown, crossbreed collie-corgi who should have retired years ago. Grumpy on occasion, but he needs the work.